The Democratic States of Barbara Fusar-Poli is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.145 billion Barbara Fusar-Polians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 16.7%.

The Barbara Fusar-Polian economy, worth 61.3 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 53,577 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime is moderate. Barbara Fusar-Poli's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Barbara Fusar-Poli is ranked 88,718^th in the world and 3,981^st in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.